Why have all my blogposts become so instructional now? As if I know better! But guess what, this is privy information gleaned from my £40 consultation and long hair micro-trim. So I'll share this with all you people who are trying to grow hair! It's hardly a matter of just letting it grow, it's bloody hard work! Especially for me where I have like 1 million follicles per square cm of scalp. No care = bush hair.
Current hair length and cam-whore opportunity
I was the mushroom head, poofy haywire hair, felt bloody odd growing up in Singapore where everyone had silky smooth flat hair, and on top of that the look of the season was to rebond. So I went for a spikey short crop. And then dragon ball hair. And then dreadlocks.
Who gave a shit about my hair, they can be natty for all I care.
Hair length reference: Christmas 2007
Then I got wise, and now I love my big hair. But still had a cave-woman approach to growing long hair.
Pre-consultation hair regime: Never had own hair colour since I was 14 and found peroxide in Guardian Pharmacy. Never combed my hair. Ever. 2000w hot hairdryer after every hairwash. Constantly tie hair with elasticband. Invested in a hair straighter and curling tong. Went for trendy haircuts with razor slicing. No wonder my hair strands decided to rebel, multiply (split!!) and poke me in the eye!
I know it's not that long, but one has to start somewhere!
So I got severely irate one day with my split ends, and wanted a trim yet didn't want to put myself in the hands on a "stylist" who'll just prey on my locks and try to style it, with their fancy razors and jagged cuts. Instant split ends!
What a contradiction. I need a haircut. But want to grow my hair.
I did my research...(point 8 on
previous post!)
On Timeout London's list of best hairdressers was Neil Ward, Long hair specialist of
Patrick Ludde Salon, Mayfair, London.
I'd finally plucked up enough courage to attend! (cancelled on them once before, after many phonecalls asking them what exactly they'll do, will they cut my hair short? how much will they cut off? What does the consultation entail? Can I come for a consultation and then decide not to cut my hair (yes!) etc etc. Bloody paranoia!)
Hair reference: Future aim!
Neil was awesome, he used
Dr George Michael's Philosophy, cut out the fluffy hairdresser talk, and gave me the scientific stuff about hair.
And I thank that George Michael guy who studied medicine and then decided to dedicate his life to the science of hair. Abit dubious, but nonetheless, someone has to do it! At least he put his fetish to good use, hahaha!
One length blunt cut - the healthiest style, to minimise hair fallout
I spent 1.5 hours at the salon learning about hair, how to care, how to wash, how it grows and how to protect it. Neil spent that time taking small sections of my hair, twisting it, and snipping off the sticking-out split-ends in micro-millimeter lengths. Then he did a half inch trim of the ends to level the back. If you're growing your hair, it has to be the same length. If not you get wierd shedding patterns, and you risk slowing down hair growth from eg. having a fringe (as your hair tries to balance it's overall length. wow, clever hair ).
Backview of my hair and my messy room.
He did take me to the full length mirror and was really sensitive about us hair gardeners and our fear of cutting off too much hair...told me exactly how much he was going to take off, and then back to the chair.
"Long hair...it should be heaven to live with and not hell to look after." George Michael (NOT the singer, although it could be quite good lyrics)
Salient points from the consultation:
- Wet hair, condition the ends BEFORE shampooing -check!
- bend over while washing your hair -check!
- cold wash after conditioning. Bending over means you don't get cold water all over your bod -check!
- blow dry with not more than 45 degrees of heat -check!
- 2 monthly hair micro-trims (will probably make that 4-6monthly)
- no elastic bands! Use the top of a pop-sock (the top elasticated bit of ankle-length tights) to tie if you have to. He also taught me how to tie my hair with my own hair. Nifty!
- brush your hair 100 freakin times every morning with a £120 natural brush ( not fulfilled.)
Hand drawn natural bristles on a wooden brush. One brushmaker makes 3 of these a day!
Go through all the extensive tips
here!
Meanwhile I'm enjoying this whole long hair thing, so check back in a couple of months for longer hair! Do share your hair care tips and tricks if you have any up your follicles :)
P.s. I swear if i were living in hot humid dragon's-breath Singapore, I would've given up long ago. Happy Chinese New Year everyone! Oh and St. Valentine's day. (Great deadline for slacker relationship people to get their acts together)
P.p.s I think I've done very well in using pics as spacers here!
P.p.p.s Haha just trying to piss you off. Bye! Hope you enjoyed the post whether you're growing hair or not.